Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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