remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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