theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Your penis caused this!
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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