Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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