it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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