There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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i think my cat just said my name.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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