Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
