Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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