It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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