he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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