i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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