Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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