Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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