Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just puked most of my soul out..
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