I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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