he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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