You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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