I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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