summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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