I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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