You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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