just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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