Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Oh god it's open bar.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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