would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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