whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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