I'm jealous of your bromance
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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