she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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