you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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