How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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