id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
