just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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