i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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