He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
