That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Your cock deserves a montage
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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