What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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