I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Randomize
