I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I pour the whiskey from now on
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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