You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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