Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
why do cheetos always look like penises
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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