Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
