she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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