You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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