I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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