is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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