Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i out mim tonsoeep
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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