I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
