you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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