adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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