She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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