you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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