Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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