it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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