Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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