Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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