jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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