I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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