sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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