He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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